Rule 7: Never run when you are scared.
This isn't a spoiler-free blog and I rarely tag posts so be warned.
do you ever think about who you’d be shipped with if your life was a tv show
i do now
Who should be sat on the Iron Throne at the end of it?
My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.
I still say this was hilarious fuck you guys
me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital
That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it
There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.
yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.
Ten bucks probably feels like a lot of money to him, too. Like this wasn’t an idle bet.
$10 in 1945 is about $130 today
that police guy from teen wolf looks like the love child of tom hiddleston and steve rogers
at first i looked at this like “oh look tom hiddleston” but then i was like “oh no thats chris evans” wHat iS hapPenning
EVERYONE WATCH TEEN WOLF IMMEDIATELY
loki and captain america had a baby??
[throws a chair] i just want that character to be happy